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Hippopotami, despite their heavy weight, are not tall animals. In the wild, there are often well enought concealed by vegetation to remain unseen until one is within very close proximity of the creature. Hippos are highly territiorial and can outrun and out-distance all but the fastest of human athletes. In the event of a hippo attack, unless one is very close to sturdy shelter, the best hope for survival is to successfully kill the animal. This is for a research project and is an entirely academic exercise. Thanks in advance for your help.

Say nice things to the hippo. Tell him how good he looks, or if it’s female, tell her how much weight she’s lost. Tell the hippo that he is a good hippo and is probably very strong and should be the king of the forest instead of the lion. Then take the hippo out to dinner,
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This way, you’ll kill the hippo with kindness.

8 Responses

1. drgoodhi Says:
   January 29th, 2010 at 9:34 am

   poison
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2. dancing on fire Says:
   January 29th, 2010 at 10:07 am

   Yes, stab there rear end, seriously. no lie!
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3. jess l Says:
   January 29th, 2010 at 10:21 am

   plug his nose, he can’t breathe through his nose. then RUN

   RUN FAST
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4. muramsey10596 Says:
   January 29th, 2010 at 10:28 am

   I would say poison.
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5. acid tongue Says:
   January 29th, 2010 at 11:04 am

   in the eye
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6. Green_Arrow Says:
   January 29th, 2010 at 11:24 am

   Say nice things to the hippo. Tell him how good he looks, or if it’s female, tell her how much weight she’s lost. Tell the hippo that he is a good hippo and is probably very strong and should be the king of the forest instead of the lion. Then take the hippo out to dinner,
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   This way, you’ll kill the hippo with kindness.
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7. Richard W Says:
   January 29th, 2010 at 11:55 am

   if you’re stupid enough to get that close without a high caliber rifle, you deserve to die.
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8. Franco Says:
   January 29th, 2010 at 12:23 pm

   I like the advice given to you by those who suggested poison. So tell the hippo to stop chasing you for a moment and have a bite of your sandwich laced with strychnine
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